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ztron wrote:

Doesn't really seem to be accurate at all, though it's been a while since I played Fallout 3. If I recall correctly, the Enclave wanted to do something to the GECK or the purifier that would make the area un-fucked, like you and your dad wanted to, but it would also kill all the people in the area (except you and Enclave people, since your life in the Vault meant you didn't have as much radiation as everyone who's been living in the radiation infested topside).

The Fawkes thing though doesn't make any sense. I'm guessing they wanted the player to have to do it, but also wanted to have a super mutant companion, so they came up with some bullshit.

FoundDa Kiwi wrote:

Seriously, does this kind of shit actually happen in Mass Effect 3? I've been staying away from videos of it since I haven't played it yet, but the couple I have seen have involved weird stuff like this. And people wearing N7 hoodies and dicking about on the Citadel. I thought the galaxy was at stake?

Desert Sleepy wrote:

FoundDa Kiwi wrote:

Seriously, does this kind of shit actually happen in Mass Effect 3? I've been staying away from videos of it since I haven't played it yet, but the couple I have seen have involved weird stuff like this. And people wearing N7 hoodies and dicking about on the Citadel. I thought the galaxy was at stake?

have you ever played star wars knights of the old rebublic or dragon age origins? I believe they kept to that system

Peer pressure.

VrAzZLe Meister wrote:Peer pressure.

Peer Beer pressure

But in all seriousness, thank god I didn't have money to buy that game and get disappointed. I'm disappointed anyway, but at least I didn't pay 60 bucks for puppy poo in a disc case.

"Poopy poo in a disc case..."

Huh.

Jagdgeschwader wrote:"Poopy poo in a disc case..."

Huh.

It says puppy poo, not poopy poo.

Nick Cage's bees scene redubbed for some reason.

Nicolas Cage wrote:

21st century fedora users in a nutshell.

He's doing it so hard, I'm wondering if it's some sort of joke to him.

"...nominated for best director..."

"YE-AH!"

Half expecting him to just go full on and say some whacky shit. "I'm popping screenplays like I'm popping bottles, na'mean? I'll scrate break my pen off in yo ass, y'know what I'm sayin'?"

While looking through my catalog of games, I saw this headline on the Steam page of one: http://www.eurogamer.net/articles/2011-05-09-inafune-capcom-forced-sequel-output

For some reason that pisses me off. I'm already mad at Capcom due to the fact that they consistently don't hire writers for their games. Now I've got another good reason to hate them. Fucking middle of the road dipshits. Just hire writers, ENGLISH SPEAKING ONES, and your games would be exponentially better. Another link caught my eye from that page.



Feel free to link this whenever you see a UK-ish person saying "What language are you speaking?".

I love how the video tries to backtrack everything we just saw at the end and act as though they weren't being stereotypical enraged douches. Feel free to read some of the comments if you want to know why so many people hate PC gamers. "lol fps competition that isnt CS 1.6 or unreal tournament? lol. PAD LOL."

I agree with what most people have said though, watching video of CoD is a yawn-fest.

Old, but hilarious.

Desert Sleepy wrote:While looking through my catalog of games, I saw this headline on the Steam page of one: http://www.eurogamer.net/articles/2011-05-09-inafune-capcom-forced-sequel-output

For some reason that pisses me off. I'm already mad at Capcom due to the fact that they consistently don't hire writers for their games. Now I've got another good reason to hate them. Fucking middle of the road dipshits. Just hire writers, ENGLISH SPEAKING ONES, and your games would be exponentially better. Another link caught my eye from that page.



Feel free to link this whenever you see a UK-ish person saying "What language are you speaking?".

I love how the video tries to backtrack everything we just saw at the end and act as though they weren't being stereotypical enraged douches. Feel free to read some of the comments if you want to know why so many people hate PC gamers. "lol fps competition that isnt CS 1.6 or unreal tournament? lol. PAD LOL."

I agree with what most people have said though, watching video of CoD is a yawn-fest.

There is legitimate reasoning behind his logic. It's an attempt to be intimidating, although to be honest I think the only thing those neckbeards could intimidate is tantamount to a mouse.

We'd be lying if we didn't say we do this at times, but it still comes down to the person in the end. These kids ARE enraged douchebags who are simply getting angry because they're getting killed, then again, $1,000,000 is at stake. Can't say I also wouldn't get angry. I'm also saying they aren't just getting like this because it's at stake.

I may have been a bit overly harsh, as I've been fairly grumpy all day today. While I'll sometimes react poorly to being killed in a game (see the first couple seconds of my spoiler alert video, after I got one hit knocked out and eaten in DayZ by a single zombie), I should hope I'd be able to maintain composure better than that. It just seems a bit alarming that by the looks of it ALL of the competitors behaved this way.

With 1,000,000 dollars on the line, I'd make staying calm a priority over getting angry. I know I only get worse at games when I'm frustrated. I'd try deep breathing before going to "WHO'S YA FUCKIN' DADDY MAYE? WHO'S YA FUCKIN' DADDY?" and "YA FOOKIN CUN', I'LL FOOKIN' GOOT YA LIKE A FOOKIN' FISH, YA FOOKIN' CUN'!".

I'd also be worried about looking like a stereotypical, overly aggressive teenage gamer with so many cameras watching.

Hey guys look a demo for battlefield 3 4!

Its like 3. but without an overkill of blue so that's totally justifiable to buy a 60$ game with only 5 maps and 9 guns out of the gate, with 20+ maps and 30+ guns on standby for DLC milking!