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Paco Loco. That about sums it up.




Horses? I thought we were done with this shit.







Rinse + repeat level two for a little while. Feels easier, but that could be the save states talking.

Then you're on your feet.







There's not much depth to this level beyond the horses. It's a straight up side scroller from here on. No obstacles, just enemies in a straight path. Boring really.




"Aye chihuahua!"

Come on. This racism isn't even subtle anymore.





He has a couple minions, one hiding in a tree.



Didn't get a good picture of it, but to kill him I stood here and shot directly upward. He died insanely quickly.




"Asta la bye-bye!"

Come on





He spends a few seconds trying to kill our hero, but like the rest, he falls pretty quick.



Seven down, one to go.

Look at this guy.



Start out under fire.



Now they're dead.






Really like this design. A half-submerged fortress made out of wood.



FEAR CARMANO



Spoilers: they die



At the end of this section, the map smoothly transitions into another cool area.









An uphill battle. Can't say much more, just look at it, very cool backdrop.





Looks like some rich asshole's manor.






"Cheerio old chap!"




Enemies in all four corners, and he fires his gun. Tons of minions. Luckily, after a bit of trial and error, I found a way to cheese him to death.






Remember the infamous jump trick? I used that on the ledge while spamming the gun as much as possible to genocide this british fagmo's army.



Just me, you, and your lion statue shield.




And it's gone. This is where the fight becomes fun. Time for some hardcore parkour.






We both have impressive skills, but eventually my acrobatics make him reveal a terrible secret.




He was wearing armor.




The fight continues as previous. We jump around and I take whatever shots I can get on him. Eventually, like all the others...




"I say, bit of bad luck!"



Rot in hell, Brit-scum.



With all that cash, Carmano can finally retire.



~fin~

PS: Do me a favor and tell me what you thought of my walkthrough/let's play. If I know that people actually read this and were at least halfway entertained, I'll continue with further games.

Holy shit the last boss fight is chaos. Guys from ever corner of the map constantly spawning. His 3 henchmen were piss easy compared to this guy.

But in the end Bob saves the day.

Suck my balls SMK

It all started out with a monster with a big pair of scissors who attacked me (He never ran though because thats unsafe) and it ended with me.....Becoming the monster. Also Got the car keys took the car and left turns out that funky elephant was in the car the whole time. Got ending F Overall very fun game Prob going to play it again.

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